Saturday, January 29, 2005

Have 3 more laughs today..:D

Exactly how I feel when those noisy bitchy singer-wannabes are around...
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stfu.php

Excellent work on about how the future of our world...
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php

Learn to count!!!!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/schfiftyfive.php

Enjoy!!!

LOL...for those lifeless horny internet freaks...

http://www.online-solutions.org/bobricci/index.html

enjoy cybering with girl, u morons...^^

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Another LOTR gif!!!

well, here is another funny one...^^

More Creativity!!!

WTF...this son of a bitch deserves buttsecks!!!

A teenager paid to have his mother murdered after she refused to let him play computer games, Russian prosecutors said yesterday.
The 14-year-old allegedly gave two youths he met outside the building where he lived in Moscow a mobile phone, 1,500 roubles (£30) and some of her jewellery for carrying out the crime.
The boy, identified only as Ildar, telephoned police to say he had found his mother dead when he came home, the victim of an apparent burglary.
But when detectives arrived Ildar, whom neighbours described as well-behaved and polite, broke down and said he had paid two youths, aged 17 and 18, to kill her.
Police believe he left the door open for the killers and took the family dog for a walk. His mother, Nailya, 35, was stabbed more than 10 times.
Ildar, Andrei Kosteyev and Denis Filimonovare are being held on murder charges.

From: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/01/25/wmum25.xml&sSheet=/portal/2005/01/25/ixportal.html

This really sux...well...this faggot undoubtedly is the biggest nOOb ever...

I smell death is approaching...

Today just had the weekly usual panel meeting with my profs, as I was still doing my thesis report (which was supposed to be handed in on 15 Dec), I produced some pathetic work, and of coz, of a tiny amount. Surprisingly, they were quite happy today....mercy...I didnt got 'crit burst'...haha...so pressurised coz most ppl got a bloody site model done...
I really fear hard working ppl...coz it's what I fail to do...haha....well....pretty repect them....especially when they r not in my panel la.....^^
I'll try to catch up in terms of thesis progress...come on...I need to fall in love with my thesis...
WAHAHA....THESIS I FXXXING LOVE U!!!

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Microsoft COE got owned by Nintendo boss!!!

NOW HE IS safely retired, the 77-year old former Nintendo boss Hiroshi Yamaushi is regaling Wired magazine about how he reverted to abuse to silence the mighty Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.
Apparently Microsoft was making a bid to buy Nintendo for absolutely huge amounts of money. Vole was confident that Nintendo would take it. The Game Cube wasn't doing particularly well at the time and there was a lot of money involved. Ballmer himself showed up at the negotiations to have a quiet word.
However Yamaushi didn't like the deal, which he saw as a loss on a level similar to World War Two. He said he ranted a bit about Japanese values and identity but it went no-where. So in the end he said in Japanese "suck my yellow balls Mr Ballmer".
The translator looked embarrassed and was clearly not translating the phrase exactly, although Ballmer did smile at a sentence that included the word 'yellow' in it.
Frustrated Yamaushi stood on a chair, put his hands around his mouth and very slowly and in English said: "Hey Ballmer why don't you suck my tiny yellow balls."
He said Ballmer and team were speechless. They were as scandalised as if he had shown them a nipple at the Superbowl, he said.
It is nice to know that high powered board room meetings involving billions of dollars use the same language and methodology of a Kave piss-up. A copy of the interview can be found here but is probably illegal so you should buy a copy of the February issue of Wired.

From: http://www.inquirerinside.com/?article=20547

Monday, January 24, 2005

Awesome LOTR gif...


Creativity!!!

Saturday, January 22, 2005

New hope on energy!!!...we may be dead by then

'Physical Review E has announced the publication of an article by a team of researchers from Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute (RPI), Purdue University, Oak Ridge National Laboratory (ORNL), and the Russian Academy of Science (RAS) stating that they have replicated and extended previous experimental results that indicated the occurrence of nuclear fusion using a novel approach for plasma confinement.
This approach, called bubble fusion, and the new experimental results are being published in an extensively peer-reviewed article titled 'Additional Evidence of Nuclear Emissions During Acoustic Cavitation,' which is scheduled to be posted on Physical Review E's Web site and published in its journal this month.
The research team used a standing ultrasonic wave to help form and then implode the cavitation bubbles of deuterated acetone vapor. The oscillating sound waves caused the bubbles to expand and then violently collapse, creating strong compression shock waves around and inside the bubbles. Moving at about the speed of sound, the internal shock waves impacted at the center of the bubbles causing very high compression and accompanying temperatures of about 100 million Kelvin.'

From: http://www.rpi.edu/web/News/press_releases/2004/lahey.htm#cool:

Well...perhaps we won't have any electricity bills in the future...^^

Friday, January 21, 2005

'The Song of the First Chorus'

Written by Samuel Daniel (1562-1619)
in Hymen's Triumph:

Love is a sickness full of woes,
All remedies refusing:
A plant that with most cutting grows,
Most barren with best using.
Why so?
More we enjoy it, more it dies,
If not enjoy'd, it sighing cries,
Hey ho.

Love is a torment of the mind,
A tempest everlasting;
And Jove hath made it of a kind,
Not well, nor full nor fasting.
Why so?
More we enjoy it, more it dies
If not enjoyd, it sighing cries,
Hey ho.

Some info for u...

From www.blizzhackers.com...these r some fun info:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat
one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it
pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head
before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
an hour.
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate! while its
head is attached to its body The female initiates sex
by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like
a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...
quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig?)

Thursday, January 20, 2005

Love is a cunning joke...

Once upton a time, one so believes in truth...
truth in the truest things, truth in love...
having been through a few relationships in the
past years...that faith, purity and hope have
leached away...one can't deny the possible
existence of true love but it's seemingly
unreachable preciousness distants it from
the material world of endless desires...

Story 1: Started with the purest ultimate hope
of love, he finally being dumped when all the
sparkles of love end into a pile of helpless ash...
and boredom...

Story 2: a mutual acceptance of splitting for
their own future, time gives the greatest fear,
distance gives the quietest loneliness...it's just
too exhausting to sustain such state of love...

Story 3: if only one can notice, can treasure it
3 days earlier...when one realised the case...
it's always been too late...too late...love is the
most cruel trap...a trap which no participant
can escape...time's up...effort given...the result
is the same...nothing can alter the feeling of
love in others...nothing...
selg-indulgence, ego and desires r nth more
than home-made illusions to mindlessly drive
oneself towards the bottomless abyss of love...
not until one is given one's last breathe to strive
for the sympathy and sorrow from her...but with
the inevitable failure and cruelty...one must
eventually reborn...it's just a matter of time...
to forget the unforgettable...

more and more stories emerge...
more A loves B just after B loved A...
more A loves B but B is going to nowhere A can go...
more A loves B but B can't sustain it for A...
more A loves B while B loves C...or even C loves A...

but as one reads them along...it seems to reassure
one's perspective of love...one cannot boast to have
found the ideal way to see it...not for anyone...
but for himself...

1/2 empty or 1/2 full?...

I watched a movie (Chris, my tutor and friend, thx for
lending) called 'Cageman'...it's actually a pretty old
hong kong local movie, but it is a multi-awarded one...
I think it's a very meaningful account of everyday
life of the locals...it's about the social life of the
cagemen...those who rent a cage to live in...
about the life and death of a cageman estate...
typical but original, expressing the bitterness of the
proletariats...the sinisterness of politics...
among which I found most impressive is a quote by
the drunken taoist, he said:
'the life of an emotional being is a tragedy;
the life of a rational being is a comedy.'
it sounds quite true to me...it applies to everyone of
us...just that how we r going to get our balance...
either ends wouldn't lead to an ideal totality of life...
frankly, I'm a loser in such balancing...but realising
the fundamentals I guess is better than none...haha
whether in fact if it is 1/2 empty or 1/2 full is not
important anymore, it's just a matter of perspective.

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Well...shit happens..

Just heard someone's longing event has been cancelled...
my frist reaction was 'hahaha...shit happens... :D
then I knew that someone specially arranged the schedule
for it...it's quite disappointing...coz I was going to ask
for a private recording of it...Coupling with the hatred
from someone and my self-disappointment, I was a
bit down for that...
anyway...remind me the famous quote from my schizo
friend (Fa Chan) : 'accidents always happen!'...

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Mr.Ink Bean...

Well...
having been through these few weeks of superslacking...
My dearest sister got me a new phone for cheer me up...
however...
me so black boy that the bloody sim is not working too
happily with the new phone...damn it...
perhaps I won too much Mahjong...used up my luck...
in order to brighten myself up, I also joined gym with
my bro (Kei, thx for sorting it out for me...^^)...
hope I can get back in shape asap...

Monday, January 17, 2005

Awww....Awwww...Awwwww..

my place is bloody freezing, may be there is not enough sunlight...
living in a fridge makes me wanna go out everyday...
which implies no work done at all...
I think it's a pretty good excuse for a slacker like me...
I smell death is approaching though....
last few months of my architectural education...
hard to imagine...
perhaps I have already lost my interest and faith in it...
well...most of my friends r working...
really wanna develop my career!!!

Sunday, January 16, 2005

If only I could...

sometimes I think I'm not that compatible with this world...
in every way I think and desire...
extreme faith only leads to extreme depression in a discerned eye...
if only I could think the thinkable, do the undoable, ask the unaskable...
if only I could freeze these momentary particularities...
if only I could increase my mass till time-space is warped...
around me then I can perpetuate the nostalgia...

well...I'll get ready for the renaissance...

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Emm....well....time is precious...

running out of time...so many things to do,,,so little time
still havent finished my thesis report as expected...
but at least it's progressing...today's presentation went ok...
Tom & Justyna (my dear Profs) r just way too nice to the
whole panel group, too nice to me at least...^^
really dont wanna let them down...well...I'll work harder...
my place is getting very messy and dirty...hope mami can
bring the maid to rescue me...this weather is so evil...no
matter how long u sleep, u wont feel enough...
Z...zzZZz.....zZZZz...zzzz....zzz..Zzz

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Me...natural born slacker...punch me...

1, I'm very lazy
2, I hate lazy ppl
From 1 & 2, I can deduce that I hate myself very much
3, I hate changes
4, I think I really got to change this bad habit
5, I'll hate myself if I can't change this bad habit
From 3 & 4, I can deduce that I think I really got to hate myself
From 3, 4 & 5, I can deduce that I either hate myself or hate myself very much
So, from 1,2,3,4 & 5, punch me...thx

Monday, January 10, 2005

Archi sux...well...may be me sux

Yo...it took a while for a lazy newb to set up a blog...
As I'm in big troubles in getting my thesis report done...
I guess I'll have to construct my blog a few days later...
Well...not bad to get it started...LOL