Me...natural born slacker...punch me...

1, I'm very lazy
2, I hate lazy ppl
From 1 & 2, I can deduce that I hate myself very much
3, I hate changes
4, I think I really got to change this bad habit
5, I'll hate myself if I can't change this bad habit
From 3 & 4, I can deduce that I think I really got to hate myself
From 3, 4 & 5, I can deduce that I either hate myself or hate myself very much
So, from 1,2,3,4 & 5, punch me...thx